Okay so Im back from the dead. I know right? Still havent got wedding pics up just yet. Not really that important I look gay anyway. I hate dresses and that thing was 900 pounds and all held up by magic sprinkles, unicorn dust and my titties. I have finally gotten used to the apartment. We re-arranged the living area. Its pretty nice up in this place but there are zero jobs in Bartlesville. Sucks ass, not to mention the "k" button on my laptop is piece of shit so it keeps sticking. I would also like to say thank you to everyone who got us stuff and attended the wedding all proceeds are greatly apperciated. God, I sound like a catholic church minus the muffled little boy under the table. Anyway, So I finally got internet, so if you think I was avoiding you, you're wrong bitches! I see how no one comments on me anymore though, thanks guys much love to you! assholes... just kidding. Not to mention theres this Tupac acting bitch that lives on the floor under us pisses me off! Not because she's loos like a nasty hoe or anything...You know who you are bitch cover that shit up!! Anyway, me and John were moving a new bed we bought into the apartment and we accidently took up her parking spot. (My bad right?) Well, this bitch says "know we can had that towed?" because her grammar is atrocious...and we explain the situation and that we were done and we were gonna move, well, she still bitches at us saying she was gonna have it towed if we didnt move. I (Of course) was sick of it and told her off nicely (ha me nice? lies I tell you). Just one of the many joys of the new City of Hellsville. You thought Collinsville was bad OMG!!!! At least in C-ville they pretend to be nice then bac talk you when you leave these people perminantely have sticks no LOGS right up their asses. Everyone is rude! I went to a store to get cheese and this lady looked at me like "do I really have to scan this cheese and take your money?" I was like dude its not hard...Oh well, I'll get used to it, or I'll be in jail for homicide. So If I dont update soon, bail me out!!!!